June 22, 2011
The Husband Survival Kit
I wish every day was a perfect day. Unfortunately, life doesn’t really work that way. Our idea today is to help your loved one get through a rough day, while giving them a little pick-me-up. All you have to do for this idea is buy a bag of M&M’s and use the poem, Spouse Survival Kit!
Each color has a different cure…
Take the prescribed dose only, and don’t take anymore! When you’re grouchy and mean, I recommend GREEN. For the times when you are down, I recommend BROWN. ORANGE is a special coating; it will help minimize bloating. The aches in your head are cured by RED. To help you mellow, take a dose of YELLOW. If you are agitated too, take a handful of BLUE. If your life is a drag, just eat the WHOLE BAG!
My cute friend Lisa gave me a similar idea for surviving the holidays. I decided to make a few changes so I could give it to my husband. I don’t know about you, but my day just got better thinking about eating M&M’s!
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