Clever Candy Puns & Candy Quotes (+ Free Printables)

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Use Cute Candy Sayings & Candy Puns to Celebrate (almost) Every Occasion 

Looking for a quick and easy gift idea? We’ve got you covered with our clever candy sayings and candy puns!

Easy Candy Bar Gift Tags

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve needed a quick gift for a friend, or for one of my kiddos… there are just SO many times that we either need to say “Thank You”, “Happy Birthday”, or “Feel Better!”

So, instead of always feeling caught unprepared, use our free printable candy bar gift tags to make the perfect gift for just about every occasion! Whether it’s thank you sayings, love sayings or just any clever saying in general… our candy bar gift tags are here to save the day.

We have OVER 50 FREE printables to help you be “punny” with just about every cute saying in the book! Print them out, slap them on some candy bars, and keep them stashed away for the perfect moment… and you’ll never get caught unprepared again!

Clever Candy Saying and Candy Puns for {almost} Every Occasion!

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I mean, who wouldn’t LOVE a candy bar love note or two?!  And it doesn’t get much easier than this.


#1) Some candy bars

Clever Candy Sayings

#2) Our printable candy bar gift tags

Printable Candy Saying on Gift Tags

Yep, that’s right-  Erin, the fabulously talented designer behind Strawberry Mommycakes, is hooking you up with 7 PAGES of DARLING candy bar gift tags!!  SCORE!  If you use them, make sure to head on over to her page and give her a much-deserved “Thank You!”

Your printables include lots of darling candy quotes gift tags to say…

 “Thank You!”
 “Miss You!”
 “I’m Sorry!”
 “Feel Better!”
 “Happy Birthday!”
 “Happy Anniversary”
 “I Love You!”

Wanna see a sneak peek?!  I thought so…



Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Thank You

Sometimes just saying “thank you” never seems like quite enough… that’s where our “Thank You’ candy sayings comes in handy! Put a little more thoughtfulness into your acts of gratitude with these cute printables.


Candy Bar Love Notes to Say I'm Sorry

I don’t know about you, but sometimes saying “sorry” is the hardest thing ever. And sometimes it just doesn’t seem like quote enough! Thanks why our “I’m Sorry” candy sayings are exactly what the doctor ordered. Say it like ya mean it with our candy pun printable printable tags and a candy bar attached!


Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Feel Better

Being sick is the worst. And seeing someone you love sick is probably even more worse! Help your loved ones feel better and feel your love with our “Feel Better” candy saying gift tags.

  • Everything happens for a RIESEN.  Thinking of you!
  • I heard your going through a SOUR PATCH.  Know I’m thinking of you!
  • Hope you get feeling BUTTER soon! Don’t lift a FINGER ’till you’re well.
  • We’re always here to help when you’re in a CRUNCH!
  • Life can be hard, hope this help you ROLO with the punches.


Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Happy Birthday

As far as I’m concerned, birthdays mean candy. And I can never get enough! Use these candy sayings to make your “happy birthdays” even happier!

  • Happy Birthday!  Hope you have MOUNDS of fun today!
  • Happy Birthday!  Have a WHOPPER of a good time!
  • Happy Birthday! TAKE 5 and enjoy the spoiling. 
  • Happy Birthday!  Take a FAST BREAK and enjoy! 
  • Hope it’s the best birthday BAR NONE! (These bars aren’t available anymore, but they are going to be back on the market in the United States in 2020. If you’re a big fan, you can sign up for updates here!)
  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you 100 GRAND!
  • Hope your day is EXTRA special- just like you! (Extra-brand gum)


Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Happy Anniversary

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach… so why not say “Happy Anniversary” with some candy! Attach one of these cute candy sayings to his favorite candy bar and leave it as a surprise on the morning of your anniversary.

  • It’s a JOY being married to you! (Almond Joy)
  • Happy Anniversary, SWEETART
  • So lucky to have married a BIG HUNK like you!
  • Life is BUTTER with you! So glad to have this ring on my FINGER!
  • I really SKOR-ed marrying you!
  • Happy Anniversary! Meet me AFTER EIGHT to celebrate
  • I love that I can still ROLO-ver next to you each morning.
  • I’m so grateful that out of everyone in the MILKY WAY– I got you!
  • I’m BURSTING with happiness that you’re mine. (Starbursts)
  • Happy Anniversary!  There are so many RIESENS why I love you!


Sometimes a simple little reminder that we are loved is just what we need to get through the day. Print out one of these candy sayings, attach it to a candy bar, and spread a little love!

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Love You

 See?!  What did I tell you?  Something for {almost} every occasion!

Candy Bar Gift Ideas

You can gift just one candy bar OR use all of the gift tags in a category to make a fun candy bouquet or gift basket FULL of candy bar love notes!  

What are you waiting for?

They will certainly feel the love with these cute candy sayings but just to make sure they really feel it, check out our 7 Days of Spoiling Kit and our 7 Days of Sex Challenge! We also have a Sexy Bedroom Gift Guide if you wanna spice things up!

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Besides my amazing husband, I love a good book, sappy love songs, chick flicks, musicals, cute crafts, and all things chocolate. I have four kiddos at home and they definitely keep life at home FUN!

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  1. I’m trying to find a funny saying for a candy jar guessing games for a senior center where i work I’m looking for something for the candy “Smarties”

  2. Several years ago the Dating Diva”s had an “ALL ABOUT YOU” box for special times in someone’s life. it wasn’t candy bars but different objects like a light bulb, or a small bear, a glove etc. etc.. It was adorable. My husband is now deceased but I would love to make that again for a friend to give her husband. I thought I kept the printed copy but guess not. If you know what I am talking about would it be possible to get that again. An example would be like a light bulb with a tag that would say “You Light Up My Life” I just remember it was named “all about you”
    Thank you for your time

  3. Is there something that I can print on a small tin bucket filled with fireball candy for a guy turning 60? And nothing about him being hot! He’s married and just a friend. lol

    1. “Hope your 60’s are a BALL!” or “Happy Birthday! Your cake is now officially considered a FIRE hazard!”

  4. Do you have any ideas for “animal crackers”, “Ding Dongs”, & “war heads”? It’s my grandson’s 9th b’day…Thx

    1. For animal crackers you could say ‘I’m WILD about you! Have a very happy birthday you PARTY ANIMAL!” For Ding Dongs you could say “I’d be a DING DONG if I didn’t tell you how much I love you!”

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