Clever Candy Puns & Candy Quotes (+ Free Printables)

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Use Cute Candy Sayings & Candy Puns to Celebrate (almost) Every Occasion 

Looking for a quick and easy gift idea? We’ve got you covered with our clever candy sayings and candy puns!

Easy Candy Bar Gift Tags

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve needed a quick gift for a friend, or for one of my kiddos… there are just SO many times that we either need to say “Thank You”, “Happy Birthday”, or “Feel Better!”

So, instead of always feeling caught unprepared, use our free printable candy bar gift tags to make the perfect gift for just about every occasion! Whether it’s thank you sayings, love sayings or just any clever saying in general… our candy bar gift tags are here to save the day.

We have OVER 50 FREE printables to help you be “punny” with just about every cute saying in the book! Print them out, slap them on some candy bars, and keep them stashed away for the perfect moment… and you’ll never get caught unprepared again!

Clever Candy Saying and Candy Puns for {almost} Every Occasion!

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I mean, who wouldn’t LOVE a candy bar love note or two?!  And it doesn’t get much easier than this.

 ALL YOU NEED FOR THESE QUICK & EASY CANDY PUNS ARE:

#1) Some candy bars

Clever Candy Sayings

#2) Our printable candy bar gift tags

Printable Candy Saying on Gift Tags

Yep, that’s right-  Erin, the fabulously talented designer behind Strawberry Mommycakes, is hooking you up with 7 PAGES of DARLING candy bar gift tags!!  SCORE!  If you use them, make sure to head on over to her page and give her a much-deserved “Thank You!”

Your printables include lots of darling candy quotes gift tags to say…

 “Thank You!”
 “Miss You!”
 “I’m Sorry!”
 “Feel Better!”
 “Happy Birthday!”
 “Happy Anniversary”
AND
 “I Love You!”

Wanna see a sneak peek?!  I thought so…

CANDY BAR LOVE NOTES & CANDY PUNS

CANDY BAR THANK YOU SAYINGS

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Thank You

Sometimes just saying “thank you” never seems like quite enough… that’s where our “Thank You’ candy sayings comes in handy! Put a little more thoughtfulness into your acts of gratitude with these cute printables.

CANDY BAR I’M SORRY SAYINGS

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say I'm Sorry

I don’t know about you, but sometimes saying “sorry” is the hardest thing ever. And sometimes it just doesn’t seem like quote enough! Thanks why our “I’m Sorry” candy sayings are exactly what the doctor ordered. Say it like ya mean it with our candy pun printable printable tags and a candy bar attached!

CANDY BAR GET WELL SOON SAYINGS

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Feel Better

Being sick is the worst. And seeing someone you love sick is probably even more worse! Help your loved ones feel better and feel your love with our “Feel Better” candy saying gift tags.

  • Everything happens for a RIESEN.  Thinking of you!
  • I heard your going through a SOUR PATCH.  Know I’m thinking of you!
  • Hope you get feeling BUTTER soon! Don’t lift a FINGER ’till you’re well.
  • We’re always here to help when you’re in a CRUNCH!
  • Life can be hard, hope this help you ROLO with the punches.

CANDY BAR HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAYINGS

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Happy Birthday

As far as I’m concerned, birthdays mean candy. And I can never get enough! Use these candy sayings to make your “happy birthdays” even happier!

  • Happy Birthday!  Hope you have MOUNDS of fun today!
  • Happy Birthday!  Have a WHOPPER of a good time!
  • Happy Birthday! TAKE 5 and enjoy the spoiling. 
  • Happy Birthday!  Take a FAST BREAK and enjoy! 
  • Hope it’s the best birthday BAR NONE! (These bars aren’t available anymore, but they are going to be back on the market in the United States in 2020. If you’re a big fan, you can sign up for updates here!)
  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you 100 GRAND!
  • Hope your day is EXTRA special- just like you! (Extra-brand gum)

CANDY BAR HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SAYINGS

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Happy Anniversary

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach… so why not say “Happy Anniversary” with some candy! Attach one of these cute candy sayings to his favorite candy bar and leave it as a surprise on the morning of your anniversary.

  • It’s a JOY being married to you! (Almond Joy)
  • Happy Anniversary, SWEETART
  • So lucky to have married a BIG HUNK like you!
  • Life is BUTTER with you! So glad to have this ring on my FINGER!
  • I really SKOR-ed marrying you!
  • Happy Anniversary! Meet me AFTER EIGHT to celebrate
  • I love that I can still ROLO-ver next to you each morning.
  • I’m so grateful that out of everyone in the MILKY WAY– I got you!
  • I’m BURSTING with happiness that you’re mine. (Starbursts)
  • Happy Anniversary!  There are so many RIESENS why I love you!

CANDY BAR LOVE NOTE SAYINGS

Sometimes a simple little reminder that we are loved is just what we need to get through the day. Print out one of these candy sayings, attach it to a candy bar, and spread a little love!

Candy Bar Love Notes to Say Love You

 See?!  What did I tell you?  Something for {almost} every occasion!

Candy Bar Gift Ideas

You can gift just one candy bar OR use all of the gift tags in a category to make a fun candy bouquet or gift basket FULL of candy bar love notes!  

What are you waiting for?

They will certainly feel the love with these cute candy sayings but just to make sure they really feel it, check out our 7 Days of Spoiling Kit and our 7 Days of Sex Challenge! We also have a Sexy Bedroom Gift Guide if you wanna spice things up!

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  1. I’m trying to find a funny saying for a candy jar guessing games for a senior center where i work I’m looking for something for the candy “Smarties”

  2. Several years ago the Dating Diva”s had an “ALL ABOUT YOU” box for special times in someone’s life. it wasn’t candy bars but different objects like a light bulb, or a small bear, a glove etc. etc.. It was adorable. My husband is now deceased but I would love to make that again for a friend to give her husband. I thought I kept the printed copy but guess not. If you know what I am talking about would it be possible to get that again. An example would be like a light bulb with a tag that would say “You Light Up My Life” I just remember it was named “all about you”
    Thank you for your time

  3. Is there something that I can print on a small tin bucket filled with fireball candy for a guy turning 60? And nothing about him being hot! He’s married and just a friend. lol

    1. “Hope your 60’s are a BALL!” or “Happy Birthday! Your cake is now officially considered a FIRE hazard!”

  4. Do you have any ideas for “animal crackers”, “Ding Dongs”, & “war heads”? It’s my grandson’s 9th b’day…Thx

    1. For animal crackers you could say ‘I’m WILD about you! Have a very happy birthday you PARTY ANIMAL!” For Ding Dongs you could say “I’d be a DING DONG if I didn’t tell you how much I love you!”

  5. I need help with coming up with a clever saying for our M&M station at our wedding. Something love related. Like, “we melted each others hearts but…
    I’m having trouble with this one.

  6. I am looking for some work thank you, anniversary and birthday. I can make some of these work but if have any other ideas

    1. “Thank you, you’re a LIFESAVER”, “You always come through in a CRUNCH”, “M&M (many & many) thanks for all you do”, “Thanks for working so hard, TAKE 5”, “I MINT to tell you how much I appreciate you”

  7. I have a bunch of Bulls eye candy and want to make thank you gifts for our volunteers. Any suggestions- I have googled a bunch of options came up empty handed.

    1. What about “We hit the BULLSEYE having you for a volunteer! Thank you!” Or something more generic like “It’s been a real TREAT having you for a volunteer! Thank you!”

    1. Hmmmm… maybe “We’re WILD about you!” Or “Thanks for teaching my WILD one.” Or “From A to Z(ebra) you are simply the best!”

    1. Hmmm… for Skittles maybe “Just a SKITTLE something to sweeten your day.” Or “You COLOR my world.” Or “I’m over the RAINBOW for you.” For Payday’s- “With you, every day feels like PAYDAY!” Or “I hit the JACKPOT with you!” For Hersheys maybe “I love you a CHOCO-lot!”or “Something SWEET for the sweetest girl I know.” Hope that helps!

  8. Do you any idea how I can say thinking of you. With mento candy. She is going thought cancer. She loves mento’s.

    1. How about “I MENTO tell you I’ve been thinking of you.” Or “We were MENTO be friends.”

    1. What about- “Just a SKITTLE something to sweeten your day.” or “I’m over the RAINBOW for you!” or “You are the COLOR in my world.” or “Thinking of you gives me the SKITTLES.” or “I would taste your rainbow any day!” 😉 Hope that helps.

  9. Do u have any saying that I can use for a dental office. “Like having tooth decay is nothing to Snicker about”

  10. Thank you so much! I wanted to start off the spring semester with a thoughtful treat to my college faculty, and this was perfect!!

    1. Unfortunately we don’t have each one as a separate file, but you could just print the second page if you only want to use that one. Hope that helps- sorry!

    1. We actually have professional designers who create most of our printables. They use InDesign, Adobe Illustrator, and Adobe Photoshop.

  11. Do you have some clever sayings that we could use to put on candy or in baskets that are for our customers who give us referrals? We are an assisted living facility that has only dementia clients and we go out weekly to our referral sources to bring them treats of some kind, marketing items such as pens, note pads, etc. I am particularly wondering if you could come up with something corny and clever for a bag of bagels and cream cheese that says something on the lines of sending us referrals as we “roll” into the new year. I love your blog and appreciate your help!

    1. Oh fun! I love what you already have. You could even use the word “cheesy” since you’re thinking of including cream cheese. Something like- “Hope this isn’t too CHEESY but we wanted you to know we appreciate your referrals a HOLE bunch as we ROLL into the new year.” Or even something as simple as, “Thanks for your referrals! You’re the cream cheese to our bagel.” Hope that helps! 🙂

    1. Birthday Notes: Mounds, Whoopers, EXTRA (gum), Fast Break, Take 5, 100 Grand

      Thank You Notes: Snickers, Sweetarts, Lifesavers, Crunch, 100 Grand, M&Ms, Hugs & Kisses, Mint (any mint candy), Take 5

      Sorry Notes: Rocky Road, Whatchamacallit, Airheads, Reeses Pieces, Mint (any many candy), Ice Breakers (mints or gum), U-No bar, Whoppers

      Feel Better Notes: Sour Patch Kids, Riesens, Butterfinger, Crunch, Rolos

      Miss You Notes: Mounds, Twix, Hot Tamales, Swedish Fish, U-No bar, Reeses Pieces

      Anniversary Notes: Almond Joy, Sweetarts, Big Hunk bar, Butterfinger, Skor bar, After Eight (chocolates), Rolos, Milky Way, Starbursts, Riesesns, Tootsie Rolls

      Love You Notes: U-No Bar, Twix, Red Hots, Nutrageous, Skor bar, Reeses Pieces, Reese Peanut Butter Cups, Mine (any mint candy), Good and Plenty, Now and Laters, Payday, 100 Grand

  12. Absolutley LOVE these! I agree with the person above who threw the ‘Good Luck’ idea out there! I would love to see some for that!

    1. Great idea! We’ll have to keep that in mind for the future. We were thinking it might also be fun to have some for the different holidays.

    1. Hi Amanda! Sorry for any confusion or frustrations! These printables are actually currently available on our main site! If you scroll to the bottom, you will see a the link in bold. Thanks for your patience!

  13. Hi I am attempting to download this free printable but am having issues. It asked me to sign up for the diva community. which I did but I still can’t download this printable. Help!

    1. Hi Lauren! Sorry for any confusion or frustrations! These printables are currently available on our main site! If you scroll to the bottom, you will see a the link in bold. Thanks for your patience!

    1. Hi Pam! Just scroll to the bottom of the post, and click the pink text that says, “CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR PRINTABLE CANDY BAR GIFT TAGS”

  14. I just wanted to print off just the M&M printable. How do I do that? Or download just that particular one without all the other ones. Thanks.

  15. Awesome! Thank you so much for making my anniversary gift this year so amazing. My husband is going to be in heaven with all this candy. Thanks again for these printables!

  16. I love the tags – they look great!. Also loving the site and will be exploring around some. Glad I found this site.

  17. This is amazing!!! It’s so sweet of you to share this wondeful cards! I will soon be giving them to my cute child patients at my clinic.
    Thank you very much!!!

  18. These are great! I would love to use these often!

    Quick question…once I click into the sayings…how do I print just one, rather than the whole page of sayings? Thanks.

    1. So glad you like them, Anna. I would just print off the page with the saying you’re wanting to use- and then just save the rest to use later. 😉

  19. These are so great, and it’s so amazing that you would share them after all the hard work it took to make them! Thank you so much!

    I am just wondering–how do you create this type of thing? What kind of website/software/whatever do you use? I’d love to be able to create these kinds of cute printables for cards, handouts, etc. Thank you!

    1. You are so welcome, Megan! We actually had one of our FABULOUS designers create these for us. You can check her out at her site here: https://strawberrymommycakes.com for any custom designs. A lot of the divas also use photoshop or picmonkey.com to create our own printables. Hope that helps! XO

  20. Just wanted to thank you for these candy bar notes. It’s our anniversary and I’m making a candy basket for my husband as one of his gifts. They turned our great! Thanks so much for sharing!

  21. Is there a way to shrink the tags? I cannot get them to print on one page…I’ve played with my printer settings and still cannot…I’m stuck!

    1. Karissa- try saving the file to your desktop first and then open and print that file and it should print perfectly. We’ve heard from a few readers that has done the trick. Definitely let us know if it’s still giving you trouble though. 🙂

  22. This is what every person needs! You have done the hard work for us – great ideas! Thanks, pinning!

  23. These are some of my favorite gifts! Easy and everyone loves chocolate/candy!

  24. I’ve always wanted to find an easy way to give a cute and clever gift. This is just so awesome. Thanks for sharing this post with us all.

  25. I seem to be having the same problem. Mine keep coming out printed huge and not how they are shown. Any suggestions?

    1. Hmmmm…. that’s strange. The size is 7.7 inches wide by 10 inches long and it should print on 8.5 inch x 11 inch paper just fine. Check out your printer settings and let us know if you’re still having trouble.

      1. Okay- we might have a solution for you! Try saving the file to your desktop first and then open that file and it should print perfectly.

    1. Hi Melissa! If you scroll to the very bottom of the post you should see where it says “CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR PRINTABLE CANDY BAR GIFT TAGS” in pink text. If you click on that a new window should open where you can print the tags. 🙂

      1. Okay- we might have a solution for you! Try saving the file to your desktop first and then open that file and it should print perfectly.

  26. I absolutely love these printables! I did have a bit of a problem printing because each one was coming out the whole size of the paper but im not sure if its the printer on this end or the link to print…either way, these are fabulous!!

      1. Okay- we might have a solution for you! Try saving the file to your desktop first and then open that file and it should print perfectly.

  27. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! these are awesome. Such a great idea for so many occasions and people in your life. I also appreciate that these are made available to everyone and not just “fans” of social media.

  28. I am seriously IN LOVE with this 7-in-1 post! What AWESOME saying!!! …and these bright pics just make me so happy!!! XO