Good, Funny & Embarrassing Dares For Everyone
Laughing with my husband is pretty much my favorite thing ever. There’s just something about laughing together that really helps us reconnect. Like marriage educator, Claudia Arp, says, “We’ve never met a couple on their way to divorce court who were having much fun together.” Well, this date is DEFINITELY one to crank up the laugh-factor in your relationship and is SO MUCH FUN! These hilarious and embarrassing dares can even be used for a group date or for a crazy adventure with kids. Seriously, it doesn’t get much sillier (or more fun!) than this. Ready to take a look at the date? Let’s go!
But first, we HAVE to give a giant “Thank you!” to our very own Diva Elizabeth for whipping up these mall-inspired printables for us. They’re made their way right to our shop-a-holic hearts and we just can’t get enough of them!
Good and Funny Dares Date Ideas
It’s easy to get into a rut of just Redbox-ing or Netflix-ing a movie for date night- every date night. And while that can be a cheap and easy way to relax, it’s not always a great way to reconnect. At the end of the date I’ve usually just fallen asleep, and we haven’t even TALKED to each other. So here’s a fun date night alternative packed with embarrassing dares that will have you cracking up in no time. And don’t worry- it’s still totally cheap and easy! Promise. Just stick a few of the easy dares printables in your purse and go.
When I was in high school, my friends and I use to love to play Mall Dare. Anyone else? We’d write up funny and embarrassing dares on slips of paper and then head to the mall. Then we took turns picking out a slip of paper and completing the (totally embarrassing) dare that was written on it. So many inside jokes and memories were born playing Mall Dare. In fact, my husband heard so many “Mall Dare stories” from me that he decided he wanted to try it out ourselves and this date night version of the game was born!
When I first heard that idea, I was a little apprehensive. After all, Mall Dare is one thing when you’re a silly teenager, but it’s a whole different ball game when you’re a grown woman and mother of 3. Right? Wrong! I decided to be a good sport and play along (my husband can charm me into doing anything), and we seriously had SO much fun doing the crazy and easy dares!! By the end of the night we were laughing ourselves silly. Something about acting like a kid again with the embarrassing dares totally reminded me of when we first started dating. We just loved it and I think you will to! Keep reading to take a closer look at all the deets.
Embarrassing Dares at the Mall Date Guide
This date is not only packed with easy dares and loads of laughs, but it’s also SOOO easy! We’ve even included a date night guide to make it that much easier. Take a peek at it before you start planning your own version and you will be more than ready to shop till you drop (or die of embarrassment).
- Invite your sweetie or group date couples using the included invite.
- Visit a nearby mall, making sure to bring the dare cards with you.
- Divide the cards and take turns completing the challenges.
- Spice things up by wagering a prize for whoever is the most successful!
We’ve already written out a set of easy dares for you so the work is practically done. But if you’re not feeling very adventurous or brave, don’t worry! We’ve included a set of blank cards so you can make the embarrassing dares as tame or as wild as you want (more on this below!). This would also be a perfect group date. So get ready to get out and get laughing again.
Embarrassing Dares Date Invite
Once you’ve given that baby a good read, it’s time to get going! First up, the invite! Invite your sweetie to your date of embarrassing dares using the included invite. I’m so totally obsessed with the ‘mall’ theme, it’s not even funny! Seriously, how cute is this?! Just fill in the info and leave it somewhere for them to find. OR take this date one step further and turn it into a HILARIOUS group date! The same invite can be used- just send it to all your couple friends instead. How awesome is that?!
Embarrassing Dares Cards
Next up, the bulk of this snazzy date idea: the dares! We’ve included eight individual dare cards that you can use any way you want. Split them up, draw a random- it’s up to you! Take a peek at the included embarrassing dares below.
- Ask for change for a nickel
- Go to a crowded area and do your best fake marriage proposal
- Ask a stranger to take a picture of you posing with a store mannequin
- Point at the ceiling for 3 minutes and see how many people you can get to look
- Pretend you work at a store and ask customers if they need help
- Practice doing Yoga poses in the middle of an aisle
- Find a baby shoe and ask if it comes in your size
- Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers yell, “It worked!”
Are those embarrassing dares a scream or what?!
Create Your Own Embarrassing Dares
But the fun doesn’t stop there! We’ve also included a set of BLANK Mall Dare cards so you can create your very own death-defying dares. How great is that?!
Funny Dares for Kids
We know our readers LOVE family-friendly ideas just as much as dates, which is why this date has a hidden secret. You can use a large majority of the dates with kids for a super funny family night like no other! You can even have your littles come up with their own funny dares for kids using the included blank cards. Check out the list below for some totally child-approved and funny dares for kids that they’re sure to love.
- Sing your favorite song in the middle of the food court
- Do a crab walk across a store
- Stand on a bench and yell “I believe in fairies!”
- Act like a gorilla for 5 minutes
- Go up to a sales clerk and tell them a joke
- Stand in the middle of the walkway and say “hi!” to everyone who passes by
- Have your mom or dad help you try on the craziest outfit you see
- Order something from the food court in a robot voice
Are those funny dares for kids a hoot or what?!
Wanna try this easy dares date idea out for yourself? A quick, easy, free, hilarious date night! You know you want to.
We love your comments
AHHH IM GOING TO THE MALL TODAY WITH A FRIEND! CANT WAIT TO DO THIS
Have so much fun!
Omg…i nearly died laughing at these ideas. Was searching for a great idea for a womens only meetup when i came across this…this is amazing!!!
It seriously makes for a hilariously fun night! Have fun!! 🙂
I love this! I was in tears trying to read it to my husband. We can’t wait to draw this date!
Have SO much fun!!!! 🙂
Oh my gosh! This is hilRious! I was laughing so hard just from reading the dares! GREAT game thank you! I just hope I can build up the courage to try them ha!
It’s seriously SO funny! You HAVE to try it! And if our dares are too much, you can totally make up your own on the blank printable. 🙂
We did the Mall Dare as a group date and had a blast. We added extra dares, and at the end we tallied up points, boys vs girls and had a blast. Just needed a fun group date with grandparents watching the kids.
So glad you had a blast! And yay for grandparents watching the kids. 🙂
I thought this was absolutely hilarious!!! Here are some ideas to add to the card:
– (If you decide to prep ahead of time) Make vanilla pudding & put it in a mayo jar, eating it in public.
– Around the malls here, most of the time, you see people running. If so, slow down while driving, and play Eye Of the Tiger for them. haha!
– Go to the opposite sex’s side in a clothing store, pick out clothing in that section, and ask the clerk if you can try them on! Act like your trying them on in the dressing room, then come out saying, “I guess it wasn’t in my size.”
– If you have a Burger King in your mall, order something from a competitor’s menu, like a McDouble from McDonald’s or a burrito.
I’ll def print these out!!!
Okay, those are too funny! The mayo jar one is hilarious- ewwwww!!!
Thank you! I’ve told hubby about this date idea and he loves it! We’re both clowns no matter where we are and it makes our love so much stronger. I can’t wait for our date! And whoever does more dares gets a treat of their choice at home. 😉
Yay- I LOVE it! Have so much fun! 🙂
Oh man! I used to do some of this stuff as a teenager. Hahaha!
Omg I HAVE to try this with my hubby!!! I laughed so hard reading the score card!!! Definitely downloading and printing ASAP! Thank you 🙂
You’re welcome! It really is soooo much fun. We were cracking up the whole time. Let us know how it goes.
I just about died laughing reading these. I cannot even imagine having the guts to actually do some of these. HILLARIOUS! What a great way to have fun! LOVE IT!
It really was hilarious!!! My husband totally won because I was choosing the least embarrassing ones- but we had a ball! If you get the guts- let us know how it goes. 😉
I tried to open the file and it says “insufficient data for an image”?
I just checked and it’s working fine on our end- sorry about that!
This is the most awesome thing ever! We are going to do this ASAP! Hahaha! Thank you!
Of course! Let us know how it goes. 🙂
I do not think I am brave enough to do this without some liquid courage! Either that or a really loud friend!
Ha ha! A loud friend is a good idea. That’s why I think this is a great group date- safety in numbers. 😉
No way! These are hilarious! As much of an extrovert that I am… I can’t handle getting embarrassed… especially in public! lol I could probably do most of the ideas, but would totally blush doing others. We have a few malls in town…. hmmmm…..
Hey there! I LOVE this idea! I definately want to use this idea, but for some reason I am having trouble with downloading the file 🙁 could I have another link or maybe just a run down of what is on the card? Thanks! So sorry to bother you!
Oh no! Are you still having trouble downloading the file? I just tried it and it worked great for me.
Thanks for this! My husband and I live in a small town so when we go out of town, I like to hit up the mall but he hates shopping. It’s also hard to find things that we can do that don’t require planning ahead (like a play or something). We’re going out of town this weekend so i’m going to see if he’ll want to do this! It sounds like a lot of fun. He’s also really hard to embarrass and i’m easy, so he’d have fun with the proposal one.
Oh good- have SO much fun! 🙂
This is a great idea, but my husband would never do this. 🙁 I might try this for a Girl’s Night Out!
Oh, I think it would work GREAT for a Girl’s Night Out! 🙂 Or maybe you could convince your hubby to try it with the blank score card if HE came up with the dares. That way he can come up with ideas more in his comfort-zone. Especially if you wagered something REALLY good for the winner. 😉 Good luck!
So fun Love it!! great post!
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Funny! I’ve never done this before.
Love, love, love it! For the past year or so I’ve been trying to think of ways to do this as a group date. I couldn’t come up with solid rules that would make the game fun. Thank you for figuring it all out for me! I’m stealing this for a winter group night! Thanks girl! xox <3
I agree- this would be such a fun group date!! Thanks girl. 😉 No prob.