5 Cards for Granting Your Spouse a Sexy Happy Birthday
Are you in need of some help planning a sexy happy birthday for your spouse?
We have created five super sexy (and FREE) happy birthday cards that range from mild to scorching that we know your spouse will love! Select the card that sets the birthday mood you desire, grab a few accSEXories {wink!}, and you’ll be ready to grant your sweetie’s sexiest birthday wishes.
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5 Happy Birthday Sexy Cards
Nothing says “Happy Birthday, Sexy!” quite like a steamy card. The only problem with that is the cards you can purchase at the store aren’t necessarily tasteful, and most contain inappropriate humor.
That’s where the Divas come in! While the inside of our sexy happy birthday cards are definitely for your spouse’s eyes only, the front of the cards are tasteful and will leave anyone who sees them feeling none-the-wiser.
We have five FREE cards for you to choose from: mild, medium, hot, spicy, and scorching. You’re dying to see them, aren’t you? Keep scrolling for the details and don’t forget to click the big PINK button down below to download!
Inside the Happy Birthday Sexy Cards
In order to decide what kind of mood you’ll be setting for your spouse, you’ll need to see what’s inside these cards!
There are five levels of hotness for you to choose from. Simply pick the card that fits the mood you’re going for, print, and voila! You’re ready to surprise your spouse with the sexiest birthday card ever!
- MILD: Your birthday wish is my command! In bed 😉
- MEDIUM: I’m on top of things for your birthday this year. Would you like to be one of them?
- HOT: There’s a birthday party happening for you in my pants this year and you are the guest of honor!!
- SPICY: I’m planning a private party in our bedroom. BYOB – bring your own body, and I’ll BYOB – bring your O, baby.
- SCORCHING: Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world … NAKED and SCREAMING!
Birthday Celebration “AccSEXories”
You’ve picked the card for your spouse and now you’re ready to get the party started!
If you’re wanting to bring a few “party favors” to the sexy birthday celebration, check out some of our favorite sexy accessories for the bedroom right here.
- Hot Stone Massage Kit: Perfect for helping your sweetie achieve ultimate relaxation on their birthday!
- Sensual Massage Oil: This massage oil is scented with almond, jojoba, and lavender and would pair perfectly with our Hot Stone Massage Kit!
- Coconu Lube: This lubricant is the BEST. Trust us! It’s made with all-natural ingredients so it’s better for your body. Who doesn’t want that in the bedroom?! Use our code DIVAS for 15% off your order!
- Blindfold: There are so many fun ways to use a blindfold in the bedroom!
- Personal Massager: We have recommended this massager to our followers several times! Let’s just say it’s a tried and true favorite of the Divas.
Looking for more ways to say, “Happy Birthday, Sexy?” Check out our Birthday Sex post for everything you need to throw an epic and sexy private birthday party for your spouse! Complete with games, a sexy wish list, a hot music playlist, and more.
