Sexy and Funny Cards

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Sexy and Funny Cards for Your Spouse

Anyone else out there haveĀ trouble making the first move, even if it is with your spouse who you’ve loved for longer than you can remember? Hands raised? Just me? Okay, whether you’re like me or not, you’re going to love these sexy and funny cards that hint at a night you’ll both enjoy. These greeting cards aren’t ideal for slipping in your spouse’s lunch bag or giving it to them in any sort of public environment where they might run into a co-worker or long-lost family friend. But they are perfect for a little private affair, including just the two of you.

Sexy and funny cards to give your spouse for any special occasion. Hilarious and suggestive card ideas are perfect last minute gifts for a birthday or anniversary! Put a smile on your significant other's face with these FREE sexy and funny printable cards! #TheDatingDivas #funnycards #sexycard #sexyandfunny

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Choose one of our five sexy and funny card options or print them all to use for your next few special occasions (or even just because). Carisa from Messes to Memories put together some simply perfect designs that let the card do all the talking and that any guy or gal would love to receive.

Sexy and Funny Dating Cards

Sexy and Funny Intimate Card Ideas

Print the one-page design, cut and fold and you’re instantly on your way to a sexy and funny card that invites your spouse to smile at the innuendo and suggests some fun might be in their future.

Sexy and Funny Cards for Your Spouse

FREE Printable Sexy and Funny Cards

Next time you’re supposed to get your honey a gift, you can probably skip it and replace it with this fun card. It suggests you’ve forgotten the gift, but it turns out the gift is YOU… wearing nothing (just like the inside of the card).

Sexy Card Idea

At first glance, this card seems to express your sweet and simple love, but once your spouse takes a closer look they’ll find your true intentions and won’t help but be able to crack a smile.

Sexy and Hilarious Card Ideas

Take the old adage, “Do what you love” and turn it into a hilarious and sexy play on words. Pulling the card all the way out of the envelope reveals the clever punchline.

Easiest last minute card idea EVER! They’ll love your sexy sense of humor, so grab your favorite right now!

To make this cards all come together, be sure to grab a great quality paper cutter and nice cardstock.


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Sexy & Funny Cards

Printables Designed by Carisa @ Messes to Memories Exclusively for The Dating Divas


I find a way to be highly creative and highly organized all at the same time. I love discovering a new favorite book, sitting on my back porch in the mornings, mountain views, and random science facts! I married my high school sweetheart after dating for nearly a decade and I love meeting people who know how to make me laugh, like my husband who can crack me up by just looking at me.

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