Sexy Puns For Candy Bars

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Sexy Puns For a Sweet Treat

My husband and I both have the infamous sweet tooth. We enjoy chocolate treats and sweets with the best of them. Whether it’s a large gift with a sweet message, or a “just because” chocolate bar or candy treat – any sweet is always welcome by us! Today, with the help of my fellow Divas, we came up with a bunch of sexy puns in the form of gift tags that go with a sweet treat. However, these treat tags aren’t your ordinary love notes. These special treat tags have a sexual candy bar saying to really tantalize your sweetheart! Check them out!

I love leaving my husband little sweet treats! These sexy puns are going to make him even happier to receive them! #LoveNotes #SexyPuns


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Our printable Clever Candy Sayings for Almost Any Occasion has been so popular on Pinterest! With that in mind, we set out to create even more candy bar love notes for our readers, but this time with a sexy twist! Each unique message matches perfectly with a sweet chocolate or a candy treat.

Some of my favorite sexy puns include:

  • “You and me be-TWIX the sheets!”
  • “Have I told you REESEntly that you are all kinds of sexy?”
  • “Someone’s gonna SKOR tonight!”

Sexy Pun Candy Bar Surprises

Preparing Your Candy Bar Sexy Puns

These sexy puns + yummy treats couldn’t get any easier to put together! Just follow these instructions:

Step 1: Print and cut out the gorgeous printable loves notes designed by the talented Courtney of Paperelli (linked below!)

Step 2: Pair the printable with the associated candy/treat. (It may be a good idea to check out the sexy puns printable before heading to the grocery store. Then you’ll know which candies you need to pick up!)

Step 3: Wrap or attach the sexy note around the candy. The majority of the wrappers are meant to completely fold over the candy bar, making a new wrap with those sexy puns, front and center!

A sexy love note with a sweet surprise.

To attach mine, I taped the first part of the wrapper onto the candy bar, then wrapped it around, and taped again. This way it won’t slip off of the candy bar. We also have a few cute tags that can be cut out and taped to the candy.

Gifting The Sexy Candy

I love the simplicity of these sexy candy cards in addition to their gifting versatility. Keep it super simple and choose a few of your sweetheart’s favorite treats (and your favorite sexy puns!) to have on hand. If you already have the candy and sexual candy bar sayings on hand, you can gift them when the mood is right {wink!} Additionally, you could always plan to create several of these as part of a birthday, anniversary, or holiday surprise!Funny love notes to get your spouse laughing and excited.

I’m a huge fan of lots of little gestures, but a big to-do is never bad! If you are looking for a larger gift to blow your sweetheart’s mind, you can print all of the sexy puns and give them to your love in some sort of Candy Bouquet like this:

How fun would that be to receive?! So, grab a few extra sweets and treats the next time you are at the store, then add these tags! You will have plenty of sweet and sexy love notes on candy to give your sweetheart any time!

Candy love notes for an easy gift idea.

I honestly can’t wait to start utilizing these sexy candy puns! And who’s to say you can make some of these sexy puns then split them with your spouse?! 😉

Lastly, make sure to check out our Sexy Pillow Talk conversation starters to continue the foreplay after dessert! In addition to sexy candy, if you want a game for the bedroom that is just as sweet, try our Love is Sweet bedroom game. It’s PERFECT!

Have fun!

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Sexy Puns for Candy Bars

Printables Designed by Courtney @ Paperelli Exclusively for The Dating Divas


I am a reading, singing, shopping queen! (I'm very lucky that my handsome hubby likes shopping as much as I do) Married for 9 years and ready for forever, I love spending time with Brigham (my husband) and our 4 kiddos. I teach high school English during the school year and in the summertime, we love to go on adventures in the great outdoors.

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  1. The Dating DIvas – Saviour for all of us! Your ideas made gifting so easy and doable. You have listed wonderful ideas to make our partner feel special. I am gonna try most of them starting today! Hope my hubby loves all of them.

  2. I just love how clever and witty these are!! I want to do a whole bunch and hide them around our bedroom to surprise my hubby.